Life Expectancy

Casey Raven. Only in dreams are men truly free.
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phleps:

puncheschildren666:

your’re

i’m calling the cops

tyleroakley:

poorprovincialtown:

editingatwork:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”

IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED

YES TO MORE ACTUAL TALENT IN SINGING COMPETITIONS.

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

(Source: alchimiedesetoiles)

recoverykitty:

On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent. 

Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”

and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT” 

hyton:

katalystofawesome:

kittypunches:

If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”

THANK

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flirtytwink:

In Spanish we don’t say ” I love you” we say “te amo” which roughly translates to “you I love” but it sounds cooler bc it’s a Romance language

(Source: flirtytwink)

one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

alymayholt:

this is why this is one of my favourite films

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

honeyflowed:

blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates

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(Source: sailingfree)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(Source: orangeis)

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